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When a friend says that they will join you for some local Chinese cuisine but then they say no at the last minute.
11:32 am - Person 1: Hey Person 2, how about some Chinese food with me and the gang? Some good ol' Chinois.
11:33 am - Person 2 Sure thing chicken wing.
4:32 pm - Person 2: Hey fellas, i'm not coming any more.
Person 1: Hey man, that's pulling a Joe
I can’t wait to do a ‘Joe greenwood’ to KGN blogs today
I’m going to the Sgt Maj and pulling a ‘Joe greenwood’
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Joe granitto is such a stupidasshoebaconeggancheese
What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”
Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”
A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
A false replica of the game "tunska toe" that is to be taught to those with a lower intellect than the higher-ups in the tunska cult.
John - Hey Francesco, can you teach me tunska toe?
Francesco - Fuck nah nigga but I can teach you junska joe
A replica of the game "tunska toe" taught to people with a lower intellect then those of the higher ups in the tunska cult.
John - Hey Francesco, can you teach me tunska toe?
Francesco - Fuck nah nigga I can teach you junska joe tho.