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What Evil Tim says to coxey and vice versa
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A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.
Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!?
Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!
Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.
Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...
Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.
Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...
Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!
Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...
Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)
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Something totally streetwise white guys say to their supervisors at the FFC to confuse them.
Hey Austin! Bang up time on the flip top!
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someone who has no friends.
An example of a square bear to the max times a million would be sam gordan.
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a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
boy:Jess, please, kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
Jess: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
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The greatest video game of all time is Super Mario Bros 3 for the NES. That's all there is to it.
Oh, biznatch! I just got a hammersuit!!
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A cheesy pick up line guys ask girls, but most of the time the girls have nothing to say. The current answer is 10:16PM& 3:00AM.
Vinny: What time do legs open baby?
Lisa: 10:16PM, come see me then.
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