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Wad Eye

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.

I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023


Eye-cucked

Getting eye-cucked is when your partner only dresses up in sexy, revealing clothes / makeup when they're doing things without you. They have a slew of steamy outfits / lingerie that you'll never see, until it suddenly pops up on their IG story. Their treasure trove of visually erotic gear is for other people to look at, not you, silly!

Saw my gf in like three different see-thru dresses and bras I didn't even know she had, when I saw her posts from the weekend. Our weekends out together only involve sweaters, so I'm getting totally eye-cucked here.

by braintown October 5, 2024


wash the eyes

to deceive; to mislead.

You always try to wash the eyes of the public. You have fallen from grace in the public eye.

by uttam maharjan August 4, 2011


eye-rings

dark rings under one's eyes

It seems you haven't slept well for ages.
Why that?
Because of these eye-rings you've got.

by maroccan July 7, 2011


Stinky Shit-eye

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.

Fuck out, with your stinky shit-eye.

by DARKFiB3R June 15, 2019


Run your eye out

To run/move so fast, that the observer’s eyes have a hard time catching up.

I’ll run so fast that I’ll run your eye out.

by Taj Maddik March 28, 2023


Yok eye

When someone is a kayden

Look at the yok eye on him

by Naughty morty December 13, 2022