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When farting in a sitting position, a fart splits at the butthole, a portion of the fart goes up the front and the back at the same time, both making a different sound at once.
It sounded like two people farted, but it was just a double end fart from one person.
when your grandad farts on your dick while scratching his pussy
pussy dick fart is my mothers favourite thing to watch
when you fart and a bit of blood comes out as if you was squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle
**guy farts**
guy: I'm bleeding out my ass, I think I got ketchup fart
Name given to Sneaky dork intern whom cleverly farts in his cubes immissions
God damn! I think I smell a Jarrod fart
A BBF (noun) also known as a Bare-Bum-Fart is a farting position where one lowers their trousers and underwear, then parts their bum cheeks and breaks winds allowing the gas to seep into the surrounding area free from filtration of the layers of clothing that may cover the bumhole region.
1. Anna BBFed before her first date with Tom so that her underwear didn’t have brown stains on.
2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’
Boomer's who look like/sound like someone farted in their cereal.
Shut up Fart Boomer!
When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it
Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?
Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it
Ryan W: it was you lachlan.
Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again