Dropping kids off at the pool

Spew your cum into toilet

dropping kids off at the pool is a great stress reliever

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FFK Syndrome or Former [Fat Kid] Syndrome

A person who, in the past was fat and/or utterly unattractive, but now is considered attractive by society, yet still retains the mental, and emotional status of a fat kid and therefore does not understand social cues.

"Jane may be hot now, but she still suffers from FFK Syndrome or Former Fat Kid Syndrome"

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2 pairs kids glasses from $99

When kids glasses are used in an ad

I bought 2 pairs kids glasses from $99.

I'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk

When you were just kidding, and want to inform someone that your sisterly bond is not broken; you will still talk, from time to time.

"dude i just shided and farded and camed"
"WTF"
"i'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk"
"oh thank baby jesus"

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White Kids Aren't Hyphy

The most hyphy song ever. By MC Lars, A.K.A The Whitest Rapper Alive. He wishes he was hyphy...like mee!

Black Boyy:Did you hear that one friggin awesome song by MC Lars?

White Boy:No...

Black Boy:That's because WHITE KIDS AREN'T HYPHY!

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Fat Kid Out Of Breath Rap

A popular youtube video where 2kids imitate a fat kid out of breath. It is performed by the art of beatboxing.

2kids in school beatboxing and raping imitating a fat kid would be Fat Kid Out Of Breath Rap.

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shoot my kids all over the place

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.

When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.

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