The mommy-friendly way of saying what the actual fuck when you know that children are present. (Usually used by blogger mommies.)
Rachel: My husband slept with his secretary.
Jess: What the Hey-Hey!
It's like What's up, what happened, but it's better if you use it with someone you trust like your real friend.!
How you doing bro?
I'm good, what's around?
You know, nothing new, what you?
When someone says something completely out of the blue, and it ruins the vibe of the group or groups.
Guy 1: "I'm about to kill my entire family then kill myself."
Guy 2: "This is a What the fuck moment, and a half."
Two words P.E. coaches absolutely despise.
P.E. Coach: Alright, let's start!
Student: *looks at sky and sees rain clouds* What if it rains, coach?
P.E. Coach: What if a meteor came down from the sky, sending down killer aliens who'll shoot at us with deadly laser guns while we're on the field? What'll we do then, huh?
Student: What the fuck?
I still haven't watched season 2...
Hym "What if... I got credit for A.I. immediately and was compensated for my contribution? What if... Instead of doing what a charlatan and his sycophants want... I did what I want... And it worked better than anything they would have ever suggested... What if... I wasn't expected to affirm the values of a quasi-incestuous sex cult and was allowed to value the things I actually value? What if... I wasn't being stalked and/or harassed in my community with weaponized schizophrenia? What if... I had some vivans? What if shit-head Youtube parasites who think they're better than me fed themselves a bullet? Would the world be a better place? Is there an upper limit to how much better things could be?"
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Two of the most powerful words in your vocabulary that could empower you to change the world and make it a better place for billions of people on the planet.
Asking โWhat if?โ is all about possibility. What if Trump were a truth teller? What if Kim were a peacemaker? What if Christ came back next summer?
Term used in any sad situation. This term is an evolved version of "To je smolka " , but as it is no longer funny, "What a smolka" is used instead. It was first created on 24th May 2019 by Piatkove Stretka gang.
-Dude, I broke my ass.
-What a smolka.