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If you are handed an uno 2 card and accept then you are interested in having a threesome with two other perticipants.
She accepted my uno 2 card. She's going to accept my threesome offering.
The Gillie 2-Step is a dance move of sorts which consists of a repetitive action of 2 moves of the feet. It is reserved for natives of Gilmerton more commonly known as Gillie Radges. It tends to be practiced at the end of the night when the bar/clubs in Gilmerton close as it is felt that is the best time to show off the Gillie 2-Step moves.
The majority of Gillie Radges have two left feet and are therefore partial to the Gillie 2-Step, especially after sinking a ton of drink.
The Gillie 2-Step can also be utilised when crossing a busy road to avoid oncoming traffic and tends to be more effective than the hop, skip and a jump action.
"He can hardly stand but that won't stop him from the Gillie 2-Step"
Throwing up 2’s means you are extremely horny
I knew that boy was horny from the way he was Throwing up 2’s.
Usually a bearded man who loves to do graffiti. He spends most of his time trying to do everything for his girlfriend. 6 minutes and 18 seconds.
Wow ur birthday is September 2 . you poop 6 minutes and 18 seconds!
September 2nd is send Brandon full nude day.
Omg Becky it's september 2 we almost forgot to send brandon a nude. Holy cow you're right! I'll send him a couple to make it up to him!
A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.
Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed