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Super Mario Flash 2

A cool game.

I used to play Super Mario Flash 2.

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023


2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.

Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed

by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020


Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”

by Squidbilly420@gmail.com March 19, 2024


Damital 2 L

Newest drug made to combat the disease known as

Syphagonaherpatitus. The drug is highly controversial, many of the ingredients can cause serious side effects. (including debilitating pain, suicidal thoughts, hot flashes) But it has a 98% success rate. The tag line is "Just yell Damital 2 L, if you're tired of SGH*".

*Syphagonaherpatitus

Joe: They say that new Damital 2 L is a wonder drug.
Bob: Yeah, wonder if it will heal you or kill you.

by Lostboy813 September 20, 2023


Brady 2 neck

A fat ass kid who gets no bitches , has multiple necks , likes to sit on his fat ass all day and do nothing

I need to lose some weight , I’m turning into brady 2 necks

by Austin Gregory March 14, 2022


Give yourself 2

When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight

Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat

by Young metro don't trust you March 19, 2016


Counter-Strike 2

CSGO but wayyyyyyyyyyy worse. No operation has been released since its launched, matchmaking is infested with cheater and bots, subtick feels terrible, has insane null bind, and so on.

Counter-Strike 2 is nothing compareed to CSGO

by edranka August 21, 2024