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Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesn’t suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that I’m not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her mother’s Bipolar disorder? Women can’t have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks he’s doing what I’m doing but, like you other idiots, IT’S NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James they’re both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And that’s the issue. He thinks he’s better than he is.
I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2
You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”
A ripoff of Clash Royale by the Korean company Dreamotion that is actually skill-based and free to play, despite the better troops that some of the factions in the game have.
For example, the Wehrmacht and U.S. have significantly stronger units compared to the Soviets and Ostheer, since the number of troops and strength of their vehicles is much higher. Additionally, their special abilities are extremely overpowered and completely obliterate the opponent's attack.
Road to Valor: You get a lot of gems, gold, and challenge coins at the start, which allows you to progress quickly and be forgiven if you spend some on the wrong
Clash royale: You'll get some amount of gems, much more gold, and a handful of other things, but spending too many gems cuts off your opportunity for better cards in the next few arenas.
Road to Valor: All factions deploy from 4 areas on their side or (In the case of Partisans and some similar units) inside the statue at the center, but some cards (and special abilities) can be used anywhere.
Clash Royale: You can place the cards on any spot on your side of the arena, but there are far more spells that can be placed anywhere with annoying effects.
Road to Valor: Challenges are very hard, but You'll earn something even if you lose)
Clash Royale: Challenges aren't equally as challenging, but you'll earn nothing and you'll have to repay at a great price if you want to get back in.
Person 1: Hey, what are you playing over there
Person 2: I think it's some new Update in Clash Royale
Also person 2: Where can I find these features in Clash Royale?
Person playing the game: It's Road To Valor: World War 2! You should quit Clash Royale and get your butt on this instead!
What Gaben counts to. He forgot a number.
The cycle of Gaben
Guy 1: 1 2 4 5
Guy 2: Wait, you forgot 3!
(Repeat)
hank is a madness combat guy
2 brick man/suger dealer is commonly found in allay
guy 1: get beef bot 2 brick man/suger dealer
guy 2: ok
The day Lisa McCoy died and left behind her two amazing and beautiful daughters. She was only 43
She is still missed and cherished even tho she passed away 2-2-19
An expression of an extreme lack of interest
Person 1: My grandma just died and I have to go to her funeral, can you do my homework?
Person 2: Fortnite No-Build Squads (Don't Fill) 2:00am Hawaii server
Person 1: Bruh
When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member
"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "