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Marco

Marco bodt was cut in 1/2

by Your average snk fan June 25, 2022


Lego Star Wars 2

One of the crappiest, glitchiest, most horrible games ever made. Especially the DS port. It's time to break out the champagne and celebrate if you can actually get this horrible piece of crap game to function and not glitch out for two seconds.

Dude 1: Dude! I totally got Lego Star Wars 2!

Dude 2: For the DS?

Dude 1: Yep!

Dude 2: *epic facepalm*

by r1swimmer March 9, 2011


Day 2

So ye I’m still in trouble but I decided I might as well learn Spanish.
Hola, ¿cómo están?

Day 2:Me trying to learn Spanish

by Chocomilkdiva January 15, 2021


uno 2 card

If you are handed an uno 2 card and accept then you are interested in having a threesome with two other perticipants.

She accepted my uno 2 card. She's going to accept my threesome offering.

by Blowfish00 December 4, 2016


Gillie 2-Step

The Gillie 2-Step is a dance move of sorts which consists of a repetitive action of 2 moves of the feet. It is reserved for natives of Gilmerton more commonly known as Gillie Radges. It tends to be practiced at the end of the night when the bar/clubs in Gilmerton close as it is felt that is the best time to show off the Gillie 2-Step moves.

The majority of Gillie Radges have two left feet and are therefore partial to the Gillie 2-Step, especially after sinking a ton of drink.

The Gillie 2-Step can also be utilised when crossing a busy road to avoid oncoming traffic and tends to be more effective than the hop, skip and a jump action.

"He can hardly stand but that won't stop him from the Gillie 2-Step"

by GillieGirl October 2, 2021


Throwing up 2’s

Throwing up 2’s means you are extremely horny

I knew that boy was horny from the way he was Throwing up 2’s.

by rbdg April 8, 2023


September 2

Usually a bearded man who loves to do graffiti. He spends most of his time trying to do everything for his girlfriend. 6 minutes and 18 seconds.

Wow ur birthday is September 2 . you poop 6 minutes and 18 seconds!

by Orė-shwæx December 16, 2021