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"My dad walked into my room and caught me sneaking chickens."
A German Shepard dog who jumps and runs from the room/area at loud noises or something falling on the opposite side of the room/area. Often with tail tucked and ears back.
German Shepard dogs barking in the yard as a man walks by.
Man abruptly barks loudly back at the dogs. BARK!
(The dogs tuck tail and run inside where their owner is.)
Owner laughs and exclaims "You two are nothing but big ol Chicken Shepards!"
A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.
I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.
a well known fact about chick-fil-a is that they actively donate money to conversion therapy camps. therefore when you eat from there you’re eating chicken made by homophobes; homophobic chicken
person A: I just got some chick-fil-a 😩
person B: why are you eating homophobic chicken?
Making crack cocaine by combining cokaine water and baking soda heating weather microwavr or stove top thrn whipping it up with a wisk or fork erc, making it smokable
"Yo, come on we gonna go whip a chicken"
Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good
A repetitive movement of an elbow on a penis until ejaculation. Resembles the dance move.