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To do one of the following things while drinking:
1) Lose your phone
2) Lose your wallet
3) Lose your wallet and phone and post about it on Facebook
4) Wake up at home and not remember how you got there without your phone or wallet
5) Pass out in random places for a few hours then disappear
6) Get blackout drunk before the sun goes down
"I got so Joe Quinned last night I need to find my Jeep then go to the bank to get a new card and the Sprint store to get a new phone."
"I would call you but I Joe Quinned my phone last night."
"I was Joe Quinned by 3pm yesterday I dont remember how I got home."
Throwing a newborn baby into a river and letting the fucker go where he may
"Jenny gave her nephew the ol' Oklahoma Joe last year"
A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
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Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".
Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close
The most optimistic guy you can find on planet earth.
Look it's Joe Wong, I always get motivated around him, he's always looking at life in a happy way.
tall hot guy with a bigass dick and will steal your girl with ease
“fuck bro my girl left me”
“yeah bruh heard joe wong’s in town”