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An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.
Man 1: Hey, did that guy just cheat on a 10/10?
Man 2: Yeah, he's just a John Harrolson.
Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.
Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??
Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!
A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.
Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
A man that could pull out a confidence out of a girl. Makes someone take risk by being adventurous. A ride or die partner.
That John Carlos helped me to become who I am today.
A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.
I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.
A boy who saved up 2 million for a house but when he looked it was only 2cm wide
Guy: Man I really need to renovate my house..
Guy 2: Dont worry, Little John will help you!
A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.
Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel