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Being penetrated by your two homosexual dads while sleeping.
Man, my ass and mouth are sore. I'm pretty sure Dad and Dad Double-Dingered me last night.
When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun
Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.
When someone says something that is hypocrytical to them but uses it as a arguement for another.
"Stop assuming all people are bad, everyone has helped me, but youre just making it worse"
"Bro thats double edged logic"
The ultimate way to show what you want/feel
I am Super Double Contruper Dooper Snooper pissed at you
Son of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandson.
My double-first great-cousin-nephew is a good person.
Clip on sunglasses on top of sunglasses
I live west of my work and the sun is too bright when commuting even with sunglasses so the double sunglasses will be the solution.
When one is in a dangerous high state of fatigue.
I really can’t drive tonight because I’m double tired