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the high-eye

Adj. --an unfortunate facial asymetry resulting in one eye (usually the left eye) being located at a greater vertical distance from the chin than its counterpart, simultaneously reducing overall facial attractiveness and increasing the individual's visual creepiness.

1. The only other place I've seen the high-eye that bad is on Shannon Doherty. It's a good thing you're such a nice person.

2. I saw this chick with a smoking body and went to talk to her...it was awful; she had a terminal case of the high-eye.

by Sil Carbide May 13, 2012

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pinpoint binocular eyes

if you have really long and sharp vision.

1: Do you see that boat?
2:No, where is it?
1:Just out there.
2: Bro how the hell did you see that?
1: How did you not see it?!!?!?!!??!?!
2: You must have some pinpoint binocular eyes or something.

by DubbedGames June 1, 2022


Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .

On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.

by HotYoungTechWizard October 5, 2020


eye orgasm

when someone’s eye is so unbelievably sexy that it gives you an orgasm

her eyes were so dreamy that i eye orgasmed in my panties

by A joe cock January 14, 2021

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hooded eye look

Like slant eye look, hooded eye look is gangster look for time to suck my cock.

Suck my cock the meaning of hooded eye look.

by Seven t.o July 21, 2022


Sunglass eyes

1. When you have a black eye/eyes and have to wear sunglasses to cover it. 2. When a person has 2 black eyes so bad it looks like sunglasses.

Guy1: "Whoa look at that dude! He has total sunglass eyes!"
Guy2: "Yeah I heard his gf found out he was cheating and totally kicked his ass"

by wtf69 April 6, 2010


Brown-eye Meeting

The act of partners spreading one's butt cheeks and rubbing their buttholes together.

Me and the wife are having our yearly Brown-eye Meeting for our anniversary.

by MAXDOZER August 22, 2023