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Kerstin Sauerbrei- A teenager with no kids but is still the average white Mom. Thinks she will be a hot milf, has leapard clothing and has many sparkles. Where’s white mom outfits everyday and just acts like a white mother.
Wow Ker is such a white teenage Mom.
Nate does not have a father. He has two mothers. no father. just a couple mothers. no dad. his dad is non-existent when I bring up my dad, Nate gets depressed. sorry Nate, but you have no dad.
English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.
Biggest titted person in the world
Jakes mom has a big ass and tits
A discreet term for a sexual intercourse
I heard you kicked your mom last night, is that true?
When you're just momming but it's at the disco, Yknow?
"WOAH DUDE IS SHE MOMMING AT THE DISCO RIGHT NOW??!!! SICK!!!!"
Person 1 : hello! urr..mom..com<3
Person 2: aw heyy ur my fav urr..mom..com