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How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch
When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.
A time for Jonathan and Jacob to hang out and watch some Disney+ or talk about some Grills. Its a chill time just for those too. And most importanly they only drink water while chilling.
Jacob: Ey its 2:18, what are we going to do?
Jonathan: Oh i have an idea. Lets hang and call it '2:18 for the boys'.
Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.
Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
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kki m down
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jacking off to the point where you chaff your dick open
Yo, i can't go back to you porn i got another 2 much cut
Dude i got find a girlfriend these 2 much cuts are killing me.
Dude i was getting on a girl last night till she called me out for having a 2 much cut.
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a toaster that toasts 2 pieces of bread at one time. Did you really have to look this up though?
I put the bread in the 2 slice toaster
When you get an erection and your dick gets longer
OMG honey you just got an extra 2 inches