mission failed we'll get em next time

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.

Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time

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Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

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Cell Phone Standard Time

The Time according to cellphones.
Most likely to be completely off ordinary time.

L: Whats the time?
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.

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Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time

This is like the fusion sequel of the meme Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny where Mr. Incredible progressively becomes more and more traumatized and ascends simultaneously, which can lead to him becoming potentially insane both inside and outside the mortal realm and the universe itself.

The meme has reached the point where people fusing the same level of phases of 2 versions of Mr. Incredible Becoming ??? Memes combined to uniquely milk the meme. This form of the Mr. Incredible meme is only used in template-like formats.

Has the meme died yet?

Nope, there's Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time, giving more people ideas to uniquely milk the meme

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You have no chance to survive, make your time

A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to us craze.

Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line is a sign that they will be dooomed.

"Take off every 'ZIG'" is the next line.

What you say ?? I'm going to make sure that you have no chance to survive, make your time !! Ha ha ha.

Take off every 'ZIG'

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I think its time for you gentlemen to leave

A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)

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ten greatest rappers of all time

1. Notorious B.I.G
2. Nas
3. Rakim
4. Tupac
5. Big L
6. KRS One
7. Raekwon
8. Big Pun
9. Mos Def
10. Kool G Rap

very hard to decide on this theres room for people on it but this came down to the crunch so deal with

ten greatest rappers of all time

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