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An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.
She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..
When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?
As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
When one of the homies being gay and a dick.
Shows the homie likes penis and is a penis/ dick
Dude 1: oi I saw Gary a few gays ago
Dude 2: the gay wan
Dude 1 : naw the dick head
Dude 3: SO Gary the penis mun
a bifercated penis is a dick that splits in half
fuck my dick split
Fucken bifercated penis'
an adjective for someone with Lactose Intolerance
"Hey Seth do you know Max?"
"Yeah, he's a real Flamboyant Penis."
When a man has a penis that sticks out no further than his belly button
I asked him if that was his belly button or his penis and he said it was his belly button penis