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Speech somebody said to a women on Omegle to describe the colour of there nipples.
Women: what your favourite colour ?
Man: Red. what the colour of your nipples ? light brown. dark brown. what? what?golden brown, chestnut brown. Poverty brown. Bronze brown. Kinky brown. What we talking here?? Pencil shavings brown. What? Old penny brown. What kinda brown? What's the color? what's the Color of your nipples. Hm? Whats the color. What's that colour??
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A term used to talk about how fast you're gonna masturbate tonight
Hey, four Red Bull's and a lonely night amirite?
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the act of smoking marijuana wherein the green turns red when lit.
lets make it a party and turn some green red!
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This is just a prank a few redditor try to pull on the Google search Engine(probably the gay mods on r/Dank memes) . The people who participate in this needs to Google search "Why is my pee red?" and feel like they achieved something and go back to PornHub to jerk their pp on some drawn japanese girl who looks like twelve but whatever.
I'm an internet meme lord im gonna type Why is my pee red? To the browser to assert dominance
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COUNTERPART TO BUCK BRONSONS BROWN EYED SLIDER
1. when you quickly shoot out a bunch of skiunny little guys out of your butthole and they are all floating around like chicken with their heads cut off and while you did so, water splashed all upon your ass.
2. in accompaniment to this, if you say a red eyed "bomb" this meand you kickstarted it with a fart.
3. also, when you say "with a cup of tea" thios means you peed after u lewt all the rascals out.
4. if it is a "no wiper" meaning it came out so fast that you only wipe 1-3 times, then you say it was "on a slippery slope"
5. when you are in a public restorrm and the floor has piss all over it and you dont line the seat or take your pants off and hang them on the hook this is called "living dangerously".
6. however when you do take your pants off, this is called, "doing the no pants dance"
7. lastly, when you and your poop buddy have to poop, you say "we have to have a meeting".
1. so, what was is, buck, nay, cornelious rico's red eyed rascals!
2. who did u have a meeting with? buck bronsons brown eyed bomb.
3. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea"
4. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea, on a slippery slope"
5. so how many lays of toilet paper did u put down? and was there piss on the floor?
ya, but i was living dangerously...
6. there was a shit load of piss on the floor, so i had to do the no pants dance.
7. ive been holding this thing in all day, we have to go have a meeting soon.
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When a "nigger" uses a condom for a change and rails his woman so hard that her pussy is red for days afterwards.
Guy 1: Hey dude what is up?
Guy2: I just railed this girl last weekend and she still has a red vagina.
Guy 1: nice Little Red Riding Hood
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When you destory something or murder it
charles "did you lose to gabe in NBA Live"
Jrod "never it was red rum tomato sauce all over that clown"
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