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an Amber Hazel's favorite phrase.
"Smoking poop like 123 SET HUT" *sparks lighter* "Fuck high school" *hits crack pipe full of shit*
Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:
oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room
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1. An unpleasant surprise.
2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.
"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"
"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."
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To pop out for a brief period of time, like Janet Jackson's nipple at the Superbowl.
I'm just going to make like Janet Jackson and nip out - anyone want anything?
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I shall cut you with a bladed object because you are a moron/bonehead/idiot/buffoon/tool/person who slept with my mother or sister or girlfriend (or father or brother).
Ray: Hey dawg, I just knocked yo sista UP!
Tom: I cut you like the sucka you is!
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To provide an action or service (good or bad) in the servers best of ability. It can refer to a sexual action from male/female or harmful act using excessive force.
Girl let me come over there and break you off somethin proper like. ....you know what I'm talk'n bout...
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1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.
2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.
Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!
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