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A woman who gives you the most satisfaction sexually. (Lesbians)
“That’s My Coochie Mom”
A mom that commonly tracks her children’s location via FindMyIPhone well into adulthood without their consent.
My mom called me out for staying at my boyfriends house last night, even though I’m 24 years old because she tracked me from her phone. She’s such a tracker mom.
A woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. Is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.
Brian Griffin: Hey guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida!
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.
a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').
You are such an alley cat mom, Catherine!
1. usually used by kids who think they are cool but really are not at all
2. a really stupid overrated comeback
Person A: oh, i slept so bad last night
Person B: yeah, and i slept w/ ur mom
To enlist permission from another authority after one authority denied an initial claim. In practice, this would be like a child not getting a favorable permission from a parent, and then going to another to hopefully get a new, favorable outcome.
Lenny the office worker wanted to listen to music at work, but his boss said no. He then mom-and-popped the situation and asked his boss's boss to hear some tunes.
sexy ass hot mom whos kid think he is gangster but the soon is a bitch and tends to cop others
demians mom is hot