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double retard

Someone who calls you a retard for doing or saying something non-retarded, thereby exposing their own retardation.

"Don't put that fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."

by Sadie Enward December 4, 2023


Double retard

One who calls another a retard in the course of saying something retarded, revealing themself to be at least twice as retarded as the one being called a retard.

"Don't put the fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."

by Sadie Enward April 5, 2024


Double retard

One who calls another a retard in a manner that demonstrates retardation on one's own part.

"Don't put that fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."

by Sadie Enward November 16, 2023


Double Chin Check

To inform someone they have visble submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction, or other related treatments, and or to begin to diet and excercise.

I'm sorry to double chin check you like this Pacho, but if you really want to get in my pants you should think about neck liposuction, here's my surgeons card.

by darpasneak December 7, 2018


Double Chin Check

To inform a person that they have submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction.

I hate to double chin check you Pacho, but if you want to get into my pants then you should think about getting facial liposuction under your chin, here's my surgeons card.

by darpasneak December 7, 2018


Double Nasty

When a duck call gets shoved up your rectum.

Hey, Bob did you just fart? Yeah Jim I got Double Nasty'd last night.

by The Nast October 24, 2022


The double deuce and dick down

When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.

Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.

by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 31, 2025