When your obsessed with someone.
Don’t be a black jack, she clearly dosent want you.
Jacking off so hard you black out cold.
“Dude I woke up with stains all over me. I must of black jacked last night.”
Jack hunter/jiggle back is a beast of a creature. With his manly stature he is commonly described as built for purpose and is regularly seen doin eviction jobs for nigel farage(brexit means brexit)
Hey man, miguel has been pissin me off lately we need jack hunter to take him away
When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead
My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad
When you slip in the shower and your dad walks in but instead of helping you he Teabags you instead.
My mate took a tumble in the shower and hid dad pulled off a classic Jacks Dad
The most likely person to shoot up a school, watch for when he puts his hands in his pockets
Jack Louvar? Did you mean 'school shooter'?
"My girlfriend is just like jack sharpling"
"What u mean bro?"
"She loves butt plugs"