1. When you have a black eye/eyes and have to wear sunglasses to cover it. 2. When a person has 2 black eyes so bad it looks like sunglasses.
Guy1: "Whoa look at that dude! He has total sunglass eyes!"
Guy2: "Yeah I heard his gf found out he was cheating and totally kicked his ass"
The act of partners spreading one's butt cheeks and rubbing their buttholes together.
Me and the wife are having our yearly Brown-eye Meeting for our anniversary.
A urinary eye infection occurs when you open your eyes in a pool where children have urinated, leading to irritation or infection due to exposure to the urine.
After spending the afternoon at the water park, Sarah complained of discomfort in her eyes, suspecting she may have contracted a urinary eye infection from accidentally opening her eyes in the pool where some kids had been peeing.
When a woman "farts" and it's a bubble and floats into her vagina.
Did ya hear, Diana got whispering pink eye, no more mexican food for her.
An extended gawk or to binge watch a TV series or movie serquals.
1) Jim was eye guzzling that co-ed so hard I thought his eyes were going to fall out.
2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.
The act of staring down a potential mate as if you were establishing yourself as the alpha to a k9 companion. Success in the act comes from perseverance... being the last to look away. If he or she looks away and looks back with a smile, go in and close the deal. If the target looks back strangely, consider smiling more next time.
I knew that girl wanted me to come over and share her lollipop because I was dog eyeing her and she smiled.