" The Perk Friend" definition: a friend who is really shady acting but in public will pretend so hard that the friend (aka victim) actually is their best and only friend just to leach off the perks said friend(aka victim)has to offer them. Whether it be meals, transportation, favor of other friends of said friend(aka victim) has and all other resources but when no perks are available they are back to acting shady and coasting by awaiting another opportunity to get perks.
Stacie said that Kiki was being a perk friend because she is always around when she seems to benefit from it only.
When you have a friend like a Blago. Which is nagger and always wants you to study because you have exams.
-Hey you free this evening?
-Yeah, wanna go to the club?
-Nah, mate. Go study! You have exams!
-You're such a BFB...
-What's BFB?
-Bad Friend Blago.
National hang out with your friends day starts in February 28 that means you can do anything fun
Beavis: hey Stewart it's fabuary 28
Stewart: ok.....and. I'm still miserable from Jessie denying me on valentines day
Beavis: that means it's national hang out with your friends day
Stewart:oh damn I didn't know wanna go to the fair or the movies today
Beavis: sure
A friend that known for half of your life
Aiden and John are both half life friends of mine.
On the 27th of June, it is Fat and Ugly Friend day. Show some extra love to your fat and ugly friends.
“i love you bro”
“bro why u being so kind”
“it’s ugly and fat friend day dumbo!”
A friend you chat up with occasionally
I would like you to meet my occasional friend , Peter .
When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.
Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.
Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.