A item of clothing worn around the waist to try to conceal a large posterior
She felt insecure about her weight gain so she wore a fat wrap.
Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.
Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.
Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.
Fat Calvin! It do got a ring to it.
Fat Calvin! It's a helluva nickname.
Someone who eats pizza past 10 pm
“Oh Megan ate pizza at 12 am”
“Yeah she’s such a fat pig”
The definition of an idiot who references themselves in third person. They are also an idiot.