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It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.
Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.
Well for starters Girl in Red is a Lesbian singer, so when someone asked if you listen to Girl in Red they are asking if you are a girl who likes girls.
Lesbian 1: Do you listen to Girl in Red?
Lesbian 2: Yeah she has great music *wink*
Or
Lesbian: Do you listen to Girl in Red?
Straight girl: Never heard of her, but I like Arianna Grande
(Arianna Grande isn’t straight it’s just an example)
A small school in Granville, Ohio where all the rich stuck up daddy's girls and boys go to school. In Denison there are two things to do walk into "Downtown" which consist of two ice cream shops or get drunk starting at three in the afternoon. Denison wishes they were as good of a school as Kenyon but they never will be. They are known for Steve Carrel but he's just an actor. Denison is basically a school where the people that will be living off of mommy and daddy for the rest of their lives go to school. Basically people at Denison think they're sweet cause their dad was a doctor or a lawyer but most the people from DU turn out to be big zeros in life.
You are a Denison University Big Red?
Yes.
Oh was your daddy a doctor or a lawyer?
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a song i absolutely love bc its amazing and deserves more credit for the work and skill and you should go listen to it. right now. shoo go listen to it now.
Person 1: "have you heard the red means i love you by madds buckley?"
Person 2: "yeah its my favourite song of all time"
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A monster that comes in your car while you are belly dancing and it takes your red bull and drinks it all and yes that is his legal birth name.
The “Car monster Red Bull drinker” drank all my Red Bull and made me sad
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a crazy, aggressive fucking fire-crotch of a disturbed family
I'm going to beat your ass like a red-headed step child.
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Blue red yellow green that's the colors of my weed
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