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Having a beer.
"He man I got an hour to kill, wanna grab a monkey Knife Fight?"
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This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.
Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"
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A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey
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A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.
I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!
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Referring to 100 round drum magazines, also known as drum mags or beta mags. Most reffering to double drums on one magazine hanging below the firearm like a scrotum.
My Glock got them monkey nuts
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When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
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A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.
ARGH A SMALL PURPLE FLYING MONKEY JUST BIT MY HEAD OF
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