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A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024


Hater Life

A term used to expressed not giving a fuck about hating ppl, spreading hate, or just simply using the word hate against others or things.

Mostly used when you/ppl are tired of being positive all the time about any and everything and are ready to express the hate that lives deep within you soul, body, and mind

Person 1: “I just hate bitches..”
Person 2: “ I know right I hate bitches too.”
Person 1: “ Damn I guess we both living a hater life!”

by N1gg4_ July 25, 2021


african wild life

This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)

Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure

by Tinmanhaspenis March 22, 2017


Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022


suburban thug life

Doing gangster shit on the front porch of your parents house

...that's located in a gated community.

That soccer mom is selling dime bags out of her min-van. Suburban thug life at it's finest.

by viv_xlauren February 12, 2018


National STOP Rape Life

Actually. People saying “stop rape day” are messed up too. It should be everyday

Friend: hey I should create national stop rape day on urban dictionary!

Me: shut up. Create it for everyday! How about National STOP Rape Life!

by Loralie Malfoy April 24, 2021


godzilla of life

Godzilla of life is when you notice something so small and insignificant but gives you an epiphany into life. It is a profound spiritual experience.

Omg! That mouse you just smashed with the shovel was a Godzilla of Life man, he was little but he was big. Scrap him up like Big Brother and let’s get breakfast.

by Crunch Bunny September 21, 2021