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ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life [WIP]

"ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life WIP" is aa roblox game based off of someone canoeing to go to an area which will give them "a better life", the description of this game says

"by oar, tooth, nail, and heart, paddle your way to a better life for you and the ones you love. cast away the ballasts of life's misgivings and you will find that only by death shall fate sink your unrelenting spirit.

WIP! bugfixes, polish, & more checkpoints are in the works ^-^

HOW TO PLAY:
💻pc: click & drag on the water with your oar to move
📱 mobile: touch water with oar equipped to paddle"

This "word" Is made for a speedrun website, there may or may not be better ways to define this but this is all I'm currently able to think of. have a great day and maybe even play the game sometime! :D

Hey Steph, Wanna play Roblox together? I have a game idea that I saw recently called "boat ride into a better life WIP".

"boat ride into a better life WIP" aka "ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life WIP"

by Dasious May 26, 2023


High life

The life of luxury and wealth as depicted in movies, commercials, or magazines

Guy 1: This guy be living the high life
Guy 2: Man, I want some of that high life right now

by TheBadBadger June 12, 2020


barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason

"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"

by ariiii23432 February 3, 2024


Goddamn Life

When your life sucks so much you give it a pessimistic name

mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again

by sir moron da great December 7, 2022


Res life office

The act of smoking weed residue out of a bowl

John: can you take me to the res life office?

Me: sure I'll go get a bowl

by Gordon bombay613 June 2, 2011


dice of life

Gudjjii's special game that he has clearly made up

"You have to say roll you tit"
"oh, right, roll"
"you get a 1 you have to go for a piss"
"dice of life"

by Wiggatronius October 31, 2013


Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.

My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.

by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021