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When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.
Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.
Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.
I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.
Friends that have seen each others penises on more than one occasion, and thus their friendship has gotten stronger. Once you’re penis friends with someone, nothing you do together involving the penis is considered gay.
Hey did you know that Cameron and Zack were penis friends?
Woah really? They must be real chill
to be roughly fucked until you cant think
Person 1: Hey, can you minion penis me
Person 2: I might later
"Pea Penis" is a term used to describe a below average penis length.
Girl: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WE'RE BREAKING UP!!!
WIFE: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!
The most feared gang from Scotland
Originally branched from pyt
“Peni mafia chased them boys out of there ends”