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Off-brand Call of Duty: Black ops 2
person 1: Do you have Call of Duty: Black ops 2?
person 2: No, but I have Call of ops 2.
person 1: TF IS THAT!?
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half life 2: episode 3 is soooo cool
This is part 2 and maybe there might be a part 3!
Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!
This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!
They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!
Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.
Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.
Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
Hey Ste hill part 2 did you like your card pal?
the act in which a disgusting male or female inserts one finger, then two, and then a whole fist into the vaginal canal giving the woman a weird pleasure in her sleep because she was so drunk she didn't know what was occurring.
I can't walk today, I think someone gave me a 1, 2, 5 last night!
Us Vr players are always playing the newer games like the new boneworks game
“Hey what’s that”
Me: Oh this. This is a Vr Headset called an oculus quest 2. you put it over your head
“What does it do”
Me: Well you can play games on here
“How much are they”
Me: $400
“Wow they are expensive”
Me: Yeah they are
Specifically for liar's dice players. Communicated verbally, electronically, or written. Used to ask if anyone wants to play the game.
Example 1:
(Peeks outside a door)
Yells out "3 2's anyone?"
Example 2:
Friend 1: (in text): what are you doing?
Friend 2: (responds): 3 2's?