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When a person with 2 years on the job falsely presents themselves as if they have 20 years experience
2-20 Bob keeps making assertions about practical application of procedure that he hasn't been here long enough to have even performed.
Barber cutting the eyebrows (2) and making the hairline look crispy (and shit)
Yo bro can you do my 2 and shit.
The most amazing person to ever live. If anyone gets the opportunity to meet him they are extremely lucky. Chicken Nugget 2’s are normally named Ethan and have an ugly girlfriend called Maddison.
Person 1: chicken nugget 2 is far more amazing than any other person I know.
Person 2: yea his name is actually Ethan and he deserves better than chicken nugget 1
If you thought 2 girls 1 cup was bad, then here's the Sequel!
Coming this fall
1.5 times the Girls
2 times the Cups
2.5 times the shits!
3 girls 2 cups
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half life 2: episode 3 is soooo cool
This is part 2 and maybe there might be a part 3!
Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!
This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!
They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!
Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.
Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.
Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
Hey Ste hill part 2 did you like your card pal?