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When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.
Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.
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One half of your demise in text forme, often used by a homewrecker In disguise.
1/2 I’m not cheating(What she did that night)
2/2 I love you no one else( I use you beeeœtch)
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Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.
Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
3 2 1 hai sesiune loosely translates to: 3 2 1 hai sesiunepapidaRiuh 3 2 1 hai sesiunepapidaRiuh 3 2 1 hai sesiunepapidaRiuh 3 2 1 hai sesiunepapidaRiuh 3 2 1 hai sesiunepapidaRiuh 3 2 1 hai sesiunepapidaRiuh
yo 3 2 1 hai sesiune
kki m down
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jacking off to the point where you chaff your dick open
Yo, i can't go back to you porn i got another 2 much cut
Dude i got find a girlfriend these 2 much cuts are killing me.
Dude i was getting on a girl last night till she called me out for having a 2 much cut.
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a toaster that toasts 2 pieces of bread at one time. Did you really have to look this up though?
I put the bread in the 2 slice toaster