January 2 is a very special day where you celebrate how lazy you can be after a party. Since you have been drinking and drinking the day before, you are not so alive the day after. January 2 is a party that will be celebrated alone in front of a movie that you have already seen
Friend "Why does it look like you have a depression" You "because it is January 2"
national give a girl your hoodie day
girl: give me your hoodie
guy: why
girl: it’s january 2
guy: oh fuck
The birthday of the most beautiful, special, intelligent, loving, sexy, precious, and adorable woman you've ever met in your life.
It's January 2nd, some man somewhere is luckiest guy alive!
the day to love your gf. give them your hoodie, hug them, and hold their hand, show affection
Guy 1 - give ur gf ur hoodie
Guy 2 - why
Guy 1- cuz its january 2
Guy 2- ok
average soup can serving number. Ranges from ~1.2 - ~2.3
253g times 2 equals 506, but times “About 2” equals 524.
-Vihart
2 feet under you, 10 toes down. To keep ones energy grounded and their spirit devoted.
“When I feel down I remember the 2:10 rule to lift my chin.”
When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole
Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks