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Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.
"He gave me an Old Papa John and it felt FANTASTIC!"
A bunch of jerks that come on here to bust there confidence wit there lonely asses
Oh lay oh lay oh lay John jay is gay oh lay oh lay oh lay oh lay
When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.
I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.
In the act of taking a bowel movement, also known as very very terrible
I just John borush'd my pants. God you smell like dirty John borush
Zoe Johns is an incredibly hot and talented girl who WILL be famous one day. She loves you.
Kisses
I'm in love with Zoe Johns
Being, in a given moment, simultaneously filled inescapable sadness and unwavering hope/joy.
The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.