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“Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out“
So it is actually a lyric from eminem “Lose Yourself”
“You look at eminem “Lose Yourself” comments section...
And you know what to type right?
Yep, it is “Mom Spaghetti”
When your mom is watching football and thinks she is doing the Heisman Trophy stance, but she is just doing the dab move.
You missed the Mom Dab when the WI Badgers beat Michigan.
Why do people like my mom so much??
Carmellas mom is not hot
Another word for milf
Storm-“ Hey did you heard about Kaylee’s mom”
Colin-“ Yeah she’s a total milf”
a gender-specific retreat, patterned after the "man cave," but with creepy Oedipal undercurrents.
"I just discovered a secret mom cave at home."
"Don't tell anyone or they'll put you on the couch and pump you full of Prozac for the rest of your adult life!"
1. Any mom of a friend of yours that is just bangin’. A real cougar of a woman after college cock and is always down for some DP with some college studs. When she orgasms, it’s like an earthquake of shaking followed by a flash flood from her squirting puss juice.
2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.
1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?
Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.
2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!
When your friend asks you where you are, say this,
Friend: Where are you?
You: I'm up in ur mom