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When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!
I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.
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a sentence used by a rapist driving a white van and is outdated with the times and thinks that he can attract dumb ass kids by saying hey kids do you like nae naes and the kids noticed he wants there cheeks so they run away and the rapist gets caught and then gets raped in jail when he dropped the soap
bro look a guy is talking to those kids
rapist: hey kids do you like nae naes\
kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE WANTS MY CHEEKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
rapist: god dammit
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one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude
my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude
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Felix is a very bad singer and dancer and he should be banned from television and preforming he is Australian and that’s actually really bad even though I’m Australian and he should really just stop singing
Person one: “hey did you know that Felix from stray kids finally left?”
Person two: “YAY”
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To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.
I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.
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used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father
dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
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To fail miserably
"I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs," said your mom.
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