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The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.
Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.
“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”
“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
When you fart in your hand and you throw it down your friends mouth.
Jim gave betes a Indiana Hand Fart and he could taste it in his tonsils.
A mens drinking establishment frequented by slow moving patrons with an outstanding lack of originality.
Hey, don't look for any college kids in there, it's a clonely farts pub, you know, a wrinkle room.
The act of sucking air into the peen hole and releasing it.
I had a massive peen fart yesterday, it was hot.
A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.
I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.
Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)
Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.
When you fart and it’s cold and cools you asshole
Yo Cam I just had a freeze fart oof