Random
Source Code
Random
When you fart in your hand and you throw it down your friends mouth.
Jim gave betes a Indiana Hand Fart and he could taste it in his tonsils.
A mens drinking establishment frequented by slow moving patrons with an outstanding lack of originality.
Hey, don't look for any college kids in there, it's a clonely farts pub, you know, a wrinkle room.
The act of sucking air into the peen hole and releasing it.
I had a massive peen fart yesterday, it was hot.
A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.
I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.
Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)
Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.
When you fart and it’s cold and cools you asshole
Yo Cam I just had a freeze fart oof
A depressing accident where you are lounging in your living room in only underwear and your let a loud one rip and feel proud of yourself, only to discover the award winning fart included a surprise splattering of feces that soaked through your briefs and onto your tan couch.
“Sylvia ruined my sofa with her stank poop fart. This stain will never come out!”