On a man named John, Or more specifically John Oliver.
"I really like men with aids."
"On John Bro"
Super Factual And Very true (Created By DerekZalez Stream)
Bro Im going to fail this test...ON JOHN
Man "wow is that a chicken fillet", John Willett "yes."
John bean is the number 1 mongo in edenmore, some believe that he fell asleep while robbin a gaff eating a ham sambo on the counter
If you want a kid
Ask John Bean
Hes around the corner
A person who lives to question one's perspective through manipulation. Even by creating chaos in order for one to see the negativity in their life so they may grow from it. Or by demonstrating how the good left untested is not truly good. Confronting a different truth.
"Why did you throw my phone out the window!?"
Because you're texting your ex who wants nothing to do with you and you were all over the road and about hit that car.
"Oh..starting to Colton John Dunning me?"
Damn straight. Not about to die over your stupidity.
the absolute sweetest couple ever. jessica is very kind, sweet, and stubborn. And John is very handsome, honest, and everything to jessica. (jessica is writing this rn)
Debbie: OMG JESSICA AND JOHN ARE SOOO CUTE
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...
Jerking off to Lebron James playing Basketball
"Lebron James had such a great game last night, I was thinking of Lebron Johning myself"