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International Fart Day takes place on October 19th.
“Dude guess what today is”
“October 19th?”
“No, it’s International Fart Day”
When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.
Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*
Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!
A tiny but mighty fart. A fart (usually cut
by a girl) that outkicks its coverage.
“Hooo-damn! That chihuahua fart ain’t make much noise, but GAH! whatta STANK!”
When an object blocks an exit, preventing someone from easily escaping after someone farts in an enclosed room.
Those boxes are creating a fart hazard.
a fart that burns, whistles and leaves a very small terd in your underwear.
I just had a meteor fart and must now change my underwear.
A NASTY spray of ass juice in your face .reminiscent of decaying flesh, may cause instavomit and 3rd degree burns.
I feel sick, i walked into a derrick fart on the way here,call 911!
a person that squeezes their facts
Dude that bitch is a fart squeezer