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i love you more then a fat kid loves cake

a love that is unimaginable loving someone more then a fat kid loves cake is a love like no other

"i love you more then a fat kid loves cake"

"oh my god i love you to baby"

by tw1nky696 January 13, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said youโ€™re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!

โ€œMom, itโ€™s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? Youโ€™re a horrible mother that doesnโ€™t care about their childโ€™s feelings!โ€

by Brown brown September 6, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5

Gay dudes that donate half of their brain to hospital every day beacuse their mom didn't buy them rc car.

Kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5 are brain donors.

by Dagraff May 19, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband

What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.

by Dude Regular October 23, 2010

414๐Ÿ‘ 111๐Ÿ‘Ž


The kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain

The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it

"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."

by Asriel379 February 7, 2020


i love you more than a fat kid loves cake

it describes how much you love someone.
it may just be a saying but fat kids love their cake A LOT so it means a lot when you say you love them more..

"johnathan... i love you more than a fat kid loves cake. baby i could love you forever and i mean that!!!"

by jana-banana January 13, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting

ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy

by Rocheman4280 July 23, 2013

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž