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A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
The man the myth the legend
I heard John tickler has said a Nono word I don’t fucking believe it though
A tower in TDS which got replaced by garbage.
-I miss john tower
-Who doesn't?!?! Militant sucks!!!
Some fucking retarded who think his life is "deep". As well he thinks his life is so bad . Because he treats others like they are nothing because "they have not been what he has been through. So in conclusion a John crane is a asshole.
To mess about or act silly, said by someone trying to prove authority but in a humouross way
People messing about:
“Can we all please stop johning about
The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.
Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."
When your friend John starts Johning in soccer at lunchtime, by selling out his whole team
John has the ball, then kicks and misses the goal 5 feet in front of him.
We call it Johning!!!