John Minatree

Pure Awesomeness Radiating from a central system of amazing talent and sexyness!

Person #1 - Hey have you met the new guy?
Person #2 - YEAH! He Is Such a John Minatree!

John Manley

Man wit da greatist yutube channle out der named SouthernBear

Man John Manley got cool ass yutube channle

Livin' like John

frequently having sex without a condom

"yeah man I've been seeing this girl lately and let's just say I've been Livin' like John"

John mcginn

An absolute brick shithouse Scotsman who playes for the best team in the world (aston villa). He also is just a pure fucking unit mate

WE'VE GOT MCGINN(WHO?) SUPER JOHN MCGINN

John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.

Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

like a gay batman and black

Whos john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr?

look in the shadows

I see nothing?

exactly