13 Spice Blend Monkey

A derogatory term used directed towards those of Indian descent due to there cultural use of spices

“Joel is a 13 spice blend monkey”

teh evil monkey

a evil monkey that dodge every attack without thinking.

Naru stabsssssssss teh monkey.
Monkey_fish_man dodges.

Naru: evil monkey!

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pu-tang monkey

Somebody who's a monkey for putang.
So basically anyone who loves putang.
In any way shape or form.

So basically all males.

Matt: I just got some hot pu-tang last night, oh I just loved it.

Chris: Your such a pu-tang monkey.
but then basically all males are.

Matt: Yeah I'm a totall monkey for pu-tang.

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Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

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jesus christ monkey balls

term used by officer harris of south park

jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!

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Anal-Dwelling Butt-Monkey

The name Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey, with all of God's powers) gives the little monkey that he makes come out of a gang member's butt in revenge of a previous beating.

"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."

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Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

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