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pulling a joe: a drunk belligernt person who attacks their freind why they are sleeping.
damn last night mike was pulling a joe when he got all drunk and attacked sterling.
When a friend says that they will join you for some local Chinese cuisine but then they say no at the last minute.
11:32 am - Person 1: Hey Person 2, how about some Chinese food with me and the gang? Some good ol' Chinois.
11:33 am - Person 2 Sure thing chicken wing.
4:32 pm - Person 2: Hey fellas, i'm not coming any more.
Person 1: Hey man, that's pulling a Joe
I can’t wait to do a ‘Joe greenwood’ to KGN blogs today
I’m going to the Sgt Maj and pulling a ‘Joe greenwood’
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Joe granitto is such a stupidasshoebaconeggancheese
What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”
Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”
The unholy combination of Quandale Dingle (A goofy ahh man who often does the griddy) and Joe (dont you fucking ask who he is).
Person 1- Bro, did you see my rather goofy ahh friend Quandale Joe?
Person 2- No, who is Quandale Joe???
Person 1- (Goofy ahh noises) JOE (Goofy ahh noises) MAMA!!(Goofy ahh laugh, goofy ahh noises, goofy ahh jump, goofy ahh fard, goofy ahh ∞) {sorry for my goofy ahh yawn}.
ofa man: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Billie jean: ayo flool joe got hit by a bussin bus
bofa man: who's joe
Billie jean: joe balls.
bofa man: *dies*