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It’s National sit on your boyfriend’s lap day!
“Hey Timmy what day is it?” October 18th, national sit on your boyfriend’s lap day. go ask your girl to!”
October 18th is national ask your crush out day. Ask your crush\ on a date if you really like them you'll ask them out. No balls
Josh: Hey Sarah do you want to go on a date with me
(then she will say yes or no)
ask him or her out October 18th
Everyone calls each other Jarret
Written by Amarie
“ Everyone calls each other jarret day is October 18th
Sit on your bfs lap day ! Sit on his lap .
Him : wdym it’s October 18th
Her : I supposed to sit on your lap today , we talked abt this yesterday.
National sit on your boyfriends lap day ! Sit on his lap no matter what !
Why is has she been sitting on your lap all day ?
Because it’s October 18th
The day where everyone ignores Morgan.
Bro 1: Wait is today October 18th?
Bro 2: Oh shit! We got to ignore Morgan.
Tell your crush you like them day, dont be a pussy, tell them, the worst thing that could happen is they dont like you back
“Tina fucking tell Calvin you fancy him”
“I cant im scared”
“But its October 18th!”