when a big hairy monkey grooms a minor
why are there nigger penis balls trying to touch my daughters (shes 12)
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An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.
She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..
When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?
As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
Hym "The Penis-Master bit was hilarious by the way. I had never even heard of Dave Landau until I saw him on the show but that bit popped up one day and, yeah, it was good. He's legit.'
when a male of african descent reveals his schmeat to his potential mate but it is so malformed that it resembles a chicken leg, breading and all.
Darius: "Man... fuck my life."
Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"
Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."
Percy: "Oof bro..."