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The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.
Person 1: Look at that handsome man over there!
Person 2. He must be a John Wade.
A red bandit from the island Sorø
Kathrine Abild John er dum scary
an outages boy from sunderland (uk)
John Taylor is outrages. Big Issue Please .
john no fun is a annoying smelly man who likes to say no a lot, the saying no fun started in 2014 at a family dinner table as they smacked here knifes and forks on the table yelling WHERES MY DINNER to a bunch of women making dinner.
hey john can we go out
No
ok john no fun
I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.
The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge Consists Of: A Bowl Filled With One Gram Of Indica Like Purp, Some Keef (enough to cover the top and cigarette tobacco, enough to cover middle of the bowl. You Pack it, Light it and In Order To Successfully Complete The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge You Have To Clear The Whole Bowl In One Hit and Exhale A Haze Of Smoke Thick Enough To Cover Your Surrounding Enviorment, Like Your Face.
Person 1: John Smoked A Whole Bowl Of 1 Gram Of Weed, Keef, And Tobacco yet some how manage to clear it in ONE HIT!
Person 2: Thats crazy! The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge FTW!
The haircut know as a tonsure.
As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)
Hahaha, that guy's haircut looks like friar John - He's got a friar John haircut,
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".