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Nap nasty

The feeling of grumpiness after waking up, especially after a too-long afternoon snooze.

Him: Wake up, you need to feed the dog.
Her: Leave me alone, asshole.
Him: You have a nap nasty?

by bow wow s September 21, 2010

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Flap nap

When a person preforms cunnilingus on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. The resulting snores against the vulva and labia (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of cunnilingus. Unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn't even trying.

Woman#1: Paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
Woman2: Did he atleast take a flap nap?

by Capitan Rastrero January 3, 2016

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chichi nap

When you find the girl (or guy) in the room with the largest breasts and lay on them. If someone yells "chichi nap!" everyone in the room or area must find people with large breasts and lay on them.

*teacher walks out of the classroom*
Guy 1: CHICHI NAP!
Guy 2: Dammit, the token fat chick is out sick today!

by anon, bitches. May 25, 2008

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Joey naps

The most legendary person you will ever meet. Been on that staus since 98,

legend of zelda is on that Joey naps status.

by methaddict September 1, 2010

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moo nap

a mid-day/ morning nap for no reason.

man i had a rank moo nap today, it was dece!

by b-dub$ April 27, 2009

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dope nap

Drug or alcohol shut down of the body in order to revitalize the body from self induced comatose

"I'm bout to dope nap"

by v MAGNUM v November 30, 2014

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disney nap

A satisfactory 30 - 90 minute nap taken while watching a feature length Disney cartoon.

Exhausted, Laura sprawled out on the couch and turned on the Little Mermaid for an afternoon Disney nap.

by LianeS May 30, 2008

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